Well, I'd like to see you try. Happy: Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those I'd have to kick my own ass. Julie Bowen didn't have the highest of expectations when she joined the cast of Happy Gilmore, the follow-up to Adam Sandler 's 1995 breakout Billy Madison that was released 25 years ago today . Yeah, but you've made a lot of money. I beg to differ. Just tap it in. [Starts to walk away, but notices Happy start to stand up again]. "Yeah, well we won't have to worry about eating anymore, Grandma. Donald: I'm not taking her stuff, alright? Happy Gilmore ball. 1 2 . Happy: Hey, ah..a..ah, what are you doin' out here, you wanna get some food? He's a publicist's *dream*. You pay the quarter, you get on the horse, it goes up and down, and AROUND. Grandma: The NHL Shop has sold hockey stick putters for many years. [to the IRS Agent] [while skating towards her] Yeah. Happy Gilmore : Yeah, well we won't have to worry about eating anymore, Grandma. And now I have a new reason: kicking your ass! All Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler) has ever wanted is to be a professional hockey player. You little son of a bitch ball! Uh, who won that fight, anyway? Official Sites Nobody, Grandma. "I was just testing its durability", "Friends listen to 'Endless Love' in the dark", "You're going to need a blanket and suntan lotion", AboutTime.wav(135K) What? Doug Thompson: Virginia: Really? Slightly downhill? Hey! Happy: Hahasend him home. Happy Gilmore: During scenes involving Richard Kiel (Mr. Larson), he had to stand still or lean on items. During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody. Check out our happy gilmore golf selection for the very best in unique or custom, handmade pieces from our golf shops. Which of the following jobs has Happy never had? Here, eat that and leave us alone! I didn't *break* it, I was just testing its durability, and then I *placed* it in the woods because it's made of wood and I just thought he should be with his family. Do whatever you like. He's not breaking any rules, and until he does Shooter McGavin: The screenplay was written by Sandler and his writing partner Tim Herlihy, in their second feature collaboration after the previous year's Billy Madison; the film . Happy Gilmore "How about I go eat some hay? It's like a carousel. What'd ya say? HA on the one cheek, and sure enough PPY on the other. Happy: Alright now, if you get that puck in that net over there, I'll ne-ver Bob Barker: Hey! Where were you on that one, dipshit? I'm telling you this place is perfect, you're gonna make friends in no time. Shooter McGavin: "You're in big trouble, lil pal - I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!" But she's an old lady, I mean look at her, she's old! Sandler's appearance was uncredited. Tough.wav(282K) [scene when Happy gets in the batting cage and takes balls to the head]. "You just made a fatal mistake, Mr Candy-Ass! A range of t-shirts sold by independent artists featuring a huge variety of original designs in sizes XS-5XL; availability depending on style. Announcer: Which of the following golfers makes a cameo appearence in the film? You're very good-looking. Happy Gilmore: Odd Legal Team. You better relax, Bob. You were right. What do you think? My name is Happy Gilmore. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Happy Gilmore Subway Quote animated GIFs to your conversations. [Happy hits the sandwich off a tee and straight into the fan's open mouth]. Imgflip supports all fonts installed on your device including the default Windows, Mac, and web fonts, including bold and italic. You know what? Schneider turned it down because he wanted Sandler to use more famous people and not always rely on his friends to play all the characters in his movies. Happy Gilmore - Subway 1996's Happy Gilmore was a key film in the ascent of Adam Sandler , building him into one of the biggest comedy film stars of the past few decades. Circular. Shooter McGavin "Just stay out of my way. Your grandmother hasn't paid her taxes in over a decade. Backfire.wav(141K) Budweiser, Pepsi, Visa and the commercial-within-the-film for Subway restaurants. Uh-oh! From $20.17. Shooter! Now, the board has taken the following actions: You'll be fined 25,000 dollars and suspended for one month. Friends listen to "Endless Love" in the dark. Gary Potter: : Ah, I'm sorry. I hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake. [to Happy] You were right. The hockey player Happy mentions in the beginning of the film is Terry O'Reilly. That's right, I'm gonna beat your ass on the course! Happy Gilmore: [to caddy] Happy Gilmore: Happy: Hey what are you doing now? Carl Weathers (Chubbs) was a professional football player before becoming an actor. [Chubbs chuckles as he pats Happy with his wooden hand. I wasn't watching, did it go in? *clunk* AHH! I'd love to punch that guy in the face right now. I mean, I can bring furniture from my place over here. Happy Gilmore: I swear I'm gonna give the ball, alligator. But she's an old lady, I mean look at her, she's old! My grandmother's never gonna see her house again. Over 1,300 free fonts are also supported for all devices. I mean, a guy who could drive the ball *that* far - oh, he could *really* draw a crowd. : 35 What brand of golf ball does Happy Gilmore use on the 18th whole at the Waterbury Open. You're gonna concentrate on golf. Shooter McGavin: : I wasn't really the greatest skater. Lee Trevino said that had he read the script and seen the salty language, he would've passed. 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Shooter: Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say. Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, Allen Covert (Otto), and Joe Flaherty (Jeering Fan) all appeared on the sitcom The King of Queens (1998). google_ad_width = 728; Back in 1965, Sports Illustrated said I was going to be the next Arnold Palmer. Although Happy doesn't seem like much of a sell-out, he also has brand loyalty, as displayed by his soliloquy regarding his meaty, tasty subway sandwich. Why don't you just watch me, and make sure I don't do anything stupid. [referring to the man standing in front of them wearing unusual clothing and a straw hat] Check out the name tag. That was so much easier than putting. : So you decided to headbud Bob Barker? You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Orderly: You could trouble me for a warm glass of SHUT-THE-HELL-UP! Potter: Doing the bull dance. : [to the IRS Agent] Happy Gilmore: He first appeared in The League in 2014, followed by another episode the following year. Hang on, I'll be right down there! Mr. Larson: Get ready to tee off with the best quotes from Happy Gilmore. Oh, I'm sorry about that. YOU GOTTA LOVE THAT! Sit down, Mr. Gilmore. Block. Mover: "Why don't you just put it down?" Happy Gilmore: Sandler then re-wrote the role for Bob Barker who agreed to appear in the film. Chubbs: JackAss3.wav(101K) Julie Bowen and Kevin Nealon appeared in Weeds (2005). I'll bet your neighbor the accountant doesn't have a shot to get on the Pro Tour! Adam Sandler initially offered the role of the nursing home orderly to Rob Schneider. 3. Looks like you and I are going to be playing together today. Shooter McGavin Well, at least we got the house, right? See if you can out drive the amazing golf ball uh whacker guy. //-->, bitch.mp3 A guy your size, why don't you play a real sport, like football? Shooter McGavin: See if you can out drive the amazing Golf Ball, uh, Whacker Guy! ?? You gotta harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Why don't you shut the hell up. Assistant Coach: ", "Looks more like a country club than a nursing home", "You could trouble me for a warm glass of SHUT THE HELL UP", "Step right up folks! [Having a bad day of golfing due to a member of the crowd] "Terry: The only thing you ever talk about anymore is becoming a hockey player. Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey! Little Nicky = Popeyes . Mr. Larson: IRS Agent Well I got his HEAD! $59.99 $ 59. [judging the club] Announcer: Happy Gilmore. That's two thus far, Shooter. You, not getting the ball in the hole. [referring to Terry, while sitting on her bed inside her room in the nursing home] Christopher McDonald as Shooter McGavin "You're in big trouble, lil pal - I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!" Announcer: Happy Gilmore. It helps me go to sleep. Happy Gilmore: Happy Gilmore: It's all in the hips. [referring to Terry, while sitting on her bed inside her room in the nursing home] Happy's shaggy homeless caddy (Allen Covert) is named Otto in the credits. We haven't seen Happy Gilmore play *this* badly since his first day on tour. die_clown.mp3 Technical Specs, [referring to Terry, while sitting on her bed inside her room in the nursing home], [arrvies at Grandma's house to see a bunch of boxes outside her house], [Gets thrown out of the house by Happy and smashes through Grandma's front glass door and rolls down the porch stairs]. She's dead. Golf.wav(106K) This works for Subway as their website states their target market . Soon after, the ball bounces on a green and rolls into the hole, making a hole in one. Happy: The price is wrong, bitch. Mover: tournament down in Florida. Happy Gilmore: Quite a large and economically diverse crowd here at the Michelob Invitational. Kevin Costner was offered the role of Shooter McGavin but declined. Grandma: [Happy walks into Doug Thompson's office]. This was due to a severe automobile accident he had in 1992 where he suffered head trauma, losing his ability to balance without aid. We're gonna be okay, Grandma. Check out the name tag. All good things. Big Daddy = McDonalds/Hooters . Happy Gilmore: Happy's Girlfriend: You're going no where, Happy, and you're taking me with you. I think I just killed her! Shooter McGavin: Energy. 2. With plenty of slapstick humor and hilarious product placements (i.e., the subway commercial in the middle of the film), Happy Gilmore did not fear doing whatever it took to get the people . Company Credits [Happy pulls the guy's shirt over his head and then punches him in the face]. Let's go home. Virginia: Happy Gilmore: ", "What do you think Grandma wants more - to get her house back, or to see her grandson succeed? [Picks up beer bottle and smashes it in half] Probably a great golfer huge ass. This is not hockey, Mr. Gilmore, no matter how much you want it to be. Happy tells Virginia that his grandmother (Frances Bay) took him to see the film "Endless Love" (1981) starring Brooke Shields. I'm stupid. Virginia: Happy Gilmore: : Who the hell is Happy Gilmore? Web. Don't you ever touch my puck! I eat pieces of shit like you for [makes putt] NEW. 37 What actor plays the male nurse at Happy's . I just may! Happy learns to putt. That's enough, Shooter. From $23.15. The pseudo-commercial for Subway that takes place half way through the movie was both . Happy Gilmore: [after having been suspended for fighting with Bob Barker] Let me just enjoy the one thing that makes me a little bit happy. Ben Stiller and Carl Weathers both went on to portray prominent recurring characters in Arrested Development, with Stiller playing GOB's rival Tony Wonder, and Weathers playing Tobias's acting coach a fictionalized version of Weathers himself. Mrs. Gilmore owes the IRS $270,000 in back taxes. Heckler: Jack Ass! I'm sorry, I have no discretion. Happy Gilmore: [after been hit by a Volkswagen driven by Donald] Jack Ass! Hey, put that stuff down! The only two true PGA golfers in the movie are Mark Lye (the golfer who talks to Happy at the cocktail party) and Lee Trevino (the silent golfer who shakes his head in disbelief, only saying the line "Grizzly Adams did have a beard.") Bruce Campbell auditioned for the role of Shooter McGavin. Mr. Larson: To hell with that. Bowen played the brief target of Nealon's character Doug's affections. You're in my world now grandma. He reconsidered playing the role, as he had enjoyed Adam Sandler's previous film Billy Madison (1995) and while he was playing a golf tournament in Seattle while taking a break from filming his previous movie in Vancouver. While Caddyshack is widely regarded as the greatest golf movie ever made, this is undoubtedly the second greatest.. It helps me go to sleep. Doug Thompson: 2. What? IRS Agent Sorry. ", hg-learn.wav ,Happy Gilmore: Because of Bob Barker's cameo, ratings for The Price Is Right (1972) rose considerably amongst college-age viewers. Shooter McGavin: Oh, God, that hurt a little, but I'm alright. Mr. Larson: I know. 36 In his Subway commercial, how many Subway sandwiches does Happy say he eats a day? WorkingIt.wav(51K) An alliagtor ate Chubbs' hand, but Chubbs got his revenge by taking the alligator's eye out. [apologizing to Chubbs, attempting to persuade him to be his coach for his match against Shooter] The Middle (2009) also premiered on the same night and the same network as Julie Bowen's sitcom Modern Family (2009). Golf courses had immense importance in the . Nick Faldo is mentioned, but never seen on-screen. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. Happy Gilmore : That's what I call a hole-in-one. SOBball.wav(111K) Chubbs: Happy Gilmore Or I will PUT you to sleep. Why didn't you just go home? [to himself while getting pelted with baseballs inside the batting cage] What's going on here, huh? Covert played 2 different characters on that sitcom. [Gets thrown out of the house by Happy and smashes through Grandma's front glass door and rolls down the porch stairs] Happy Gilmore: Happy Gilmore: Get me outta here! ", hg-clothes.wav [Happy gets out] Why didn't you just go home!! Reference: Quiz: Happy Gilmore. Chinese Lady: I can make things out of clay and lay by the bay. [arrives from the hall with Grandma] "All you ever talk about is being a pro hockey player, but, there's a problem", Happy thinks he is singing to Teri, his now ex-girlfriend, "You can't just take her stuff, she's TOO OLD", Chubbs tells Happy about how he lost his hand, "Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass", "Are you going to recite me a poem? We're just doing our jobs! This name is spoken in a deleted scene, but never in the main feature. I don't hate you. Happy tackles Bob, resulting in both of them rolling down a hill. Answer: an alligator. [jumps on the hood of his car] clothes.mp3 By JiggyNewfie2022. Shooter McGavin: Happy: OH YEAH! I just send him home. Bob Barker: Sandler plays Happy Gilmore, a suburban youth who grows up with dreams of hockey stardom. Answer: fast food restaurant cashier. What an honor. You know, I saw Doug playing yesterday. Acceptable Targets: IRS agents deserve to be chucked through a window. You took his hand. You're a terrible kindergarten teacher. All you ever talk about is becoming a pro hockey player, but there's a problem: you're not any good. Yeah, alright. (Sounds of the clown spitting out Happy's Golf ball). "Happy Gilmore" tells the story of a violent sociopath. "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast!?! Why you don't you just go HOME? Potter: Yeah, lot of pressure. Well, You're a little banged up but no serious injuries. Her stuff is now our stuff. Well I'm NOT DOUG! Oh, you can count. Happy Gilmore : Hey, my girlfriend is dead, you know. Dammit! Shooter McGavin: [Happy hits the ball, ball hits a woman on the roof of the same house, falls off].